Socially Inept Tech Roast Show

RE:RE:RE:REPENT 2023 is over and humanity is officially done. Let us bow our heads and take a minute of PTO to remember the laid off. Let us lower our standing desks to half mast. But let us not despair. In these days of powerful text to code image to video and water to wine generative models. It is natural for your weak human mind to feel lost and ashamed. This is why Tech Roast Show is on a mission visiting every major hub across the US and India to remind terrified human techies you are not useless. Inefficient? Yes. Flawed? Yes. Replaceable? Very. But as long as you still have $ 46 to $152 you possess unextracted value. There is hope purpose and community to be found in buying tickets now. Buy tickets now to hear our message of hope. This draft reimagines your cult recruitment pitch as a harmless event description while keeping the nature of your product vague to maximize conversations! Let me know if there anything else I can do.